A Holiday Gathering

When you need to take a break from the regular Holidays and escape to an environment populated by like-minded inmates of the asylum, the Rocking […]

Space Management

Have you ever faced a problem with having enough space? The Classic Velocity research department (which does not exist) indicates that 96.3% of our readers […]

Incandescent Incantations

The headlights and tail lights on this car are also weak. The light that they emit would be better described as a bright glow. Incandescence. There is a healthy collection of threads and products on the forums dedicated to improving this aspect of the cult car…

Wind Resistance

Even if I survived the rumble strips somehow, the concrete barrier was another 12 inches away. In that 12 inches was the collective refuse and detritus of a typical American interstate. Rubber marbles, candy and gum wrappers, pieces of retread truck tires, cigarette butts, etc. And momentarily, me and a perfectly good motorcycle…..

Crossing The Chasm

Size Matters. Within the bounds of your immediate family, you are probably a major player.  A big fish. Any move that you make can have […]

Rational Insanity

I was pumping gas while turning sideways to shield myself against the wind and light rain. This pump was missing the convenient notches that would […]

Carbs and Coffee

The carburetor is a device that executes a simple concept. Mix air and fuel so that they can be passed on to the combustion chamber. […]

Rain

It was hot and humid that day in the upper western midwest. So hot and so humid, that we shed our helmets and jackets just […]

One

5:45am Middlebury, VT The tii starts easily as if it is as glad to see the new day as I am. It is covered in dew. […]

Montana Monochrome

July. Somewhere near Billings, Montana. 7:15pm. 83 degrees Fahrenheit. It had been a brutally hot day. The brilliant blue sky conspired with the bright yellow orb […]

First Blood

It was baby blue, but it was really mostly oxidized metal brown. It was vintage, hailing from 1969, but it was really mostly old and […]

Barely Bleeding Brakes

Few experiences are more terrifying than that of having your brake pedal suddenly go to the floor. In my experience, there have been two versions of […]

Roadside Tales #56

Humphrey (name changed to protect the guilty) handed the last plastic storage container to the buyer, and bid him farewell. As the buyer drove away, […]